Top ten facts about Chuck Norris and SharePoint 2010:
- Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint. Chuck doesn’t need approval.
- Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.
- Putting Chuck Norris in the SharePoint Visitors group is futile. Chuck always has Full Control.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t have a SharePoint Disaster Recovery Plan. He doesn’t recover data, only hostages.
- Chuck does not subscribe to Alerts. He knows what is happening before it happens.
- Chuck Norris IS the Governance Plan.
- In SharePoint 2010, the Farm Administrators group is being renamed to ‘Chuck’s Group’.
- Chuck Norris never get’s unexpected errors with SharePoint because he is always ready for everything.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t prepare for SharePoint 2010. SharePoint 2010 prepares for him.
- SharePoint 2010 was a Chuck Norris idea.
Some additions:
– Chuck Norris can modify SharePoint’s application.master in a supportable manner.
– Chuck Norris can upgrade SharePoint In-Place (and it will actually work).
– Microsoft asked Chuck Norris to sign an NDA about SharePoint 2010. Chuck Norris asked Microsoft to sign a Living Will.
– Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.