Chuck Norris and SharePoint 2010

Top ten facts about Chuck Norris and SharePoint 2010:

  1. Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint. Chuck doesn’t need approval.
  2. Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.
  3. Putting Chuck Norris in the SharePoint Visitors group is futile. Chuck always has Full Control.
  4. Chuck Norris doesn’t have a SharePoint Disaster Recovery Plan. He doesn’t recover data, only hostages.
  5. Chuck does not subscribe to Alerts. He knows what is happening before it happens.
  6. Chuck Norris IS the Governance Plan.
  7. In SharePoint 2010, the Farm Administrators group is being renamed to ‘Chuck’s Group’.
  8. Chuck Norris never get’s unexpected errors with SharePoint because he is always ready for everything.
  9. Chuck Norris doesn’t prepare for SharePoint 2010. SharePoint 2010 prepares for him.
  10. SharePoint 2010 was a Chuck Norris idea.

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1 Comments

  1. Some additions:

    – Chuck Norris can modify SharePoint’s application.master in a supportable manner.
    – Chuck Norris can upgrade SharePoint In-Place (and it will actually work).
    – Microsoft asked Chuck Norris to sign an NDA about SharePoint 2010. Chuck Norris asked Microsoft to sign a Living Will.
    – Chuck Norris isn’t afraid to customize, one look and SharePoint runs at peak performance.

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